Darth Vader Kitchen Apron
Grill master to Sith master
- Grill like Vader would, with the Force
- 100% cotton, machine washable
- One size fits all Star Wars fans
Things you can say while you're tending grill wearing this Darth Vader Apron:
- I find your lack of steak disturbing.
- If you only knew the power of the pork slider...
- I am altering your meal. Pray I do not alter it any further.
- The fork is strong in this one!
- You underestimate the power of the dark side. (Charcoal, duh.)
- Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as burger and bun.
- Don't be too proud. The ability to barbeque a brisket is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Got any others? Leave them in the comments below so the grilling geek adults can have fun while mortifying our teenaged children. The Vader Apron is 100% cotton, machine washable, and fits all bodies from C3PO to Jabba the Hutt.
- Costume apron turns grill master into Sith master
- Officially licensed Star Wars apparel
- Materials: 100% cotton
- Care: Machine washable
- Length of apron body (without straps): 31.5"
- Maximum waist circumference: Jabba the Hutt (each side strap is 35" long)