Bacon & Eggs Squishable Plush
- Giant plush egg & bacon
- For fans of breakfast foods
- 22" wide -- huggable food!
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Why would anybody eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie. - Parks & Rec
We hope we're not interrupting anything important by showing you this new product. Then again, we know what you do for work, so it's impossible you're doing anything important. Moving on! We're simple monkeys. We like pretty, dark-haired simians and breakfast food. We hate salad because that's the food our food eats. If breakfast food is unavailable, we'll take the turf n' turf because we're free Americans! (And if you can't tell, we also love Ron Swanson.)
If you've been known to take down a dozen eggs and part of a dead animal as an after dinner snack, this is the plush for you. At a whopping 22 inches wide and 8 inches thick, this is the biggest serving of bacon & eggs you'll ever have in your house. It's just sad that you
can't shouldn't eat it.
- Giant plush sunny-side-up egg and two strips of bacon
- For fans of breakfast food or low carb diets
- Care: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
- Materials: Polyester
- Dimensions: 22" wide x 8" thick