Chainsaw in the Stone
Hail to the true king, baby.
Fun fact: A tube that pumped tobacco smoke was hidden up Bruce Campbell's pant leg and through his shirt to make it appear that the chainsaw Ash carried was always running.
If you're going to rule the world (or at least get out alive), you're going to need an epic weapon. This is especially true if you've summoned any sort of demonic creatures or if you're in a forest full of demonic trees. Hail to the king, baby.
Chainsaw in the blood-spattered stone with creepy trees on a prairie dust (tan), 100% cotton t-shirt.