Princess Bride Merchandise
Let's list our assets that let us go up against bigger retailers: your brains, our warehouse's size, the Dread Pirate Timmy's fandom for The Princess Bride, both the Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Robin Wright movie and the William Goldman book. Now you won't find a wheelbarrow here or a nice MLT, but you will find Princess Bride gifts like swashbuckling games ("My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."), shirts for everyone on your Brute Squad, an inconceivable amount of housewares, and the wedding gifts for the
marriage mawidge of two fans. True love.