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Hooray for hoarding!

Okay, we admit it: we're pack rats. We need someone to take all this stuff off our hands A.S.A.P. before we're buried in our own products! One lucky winner will receive all the items pictured below, as long as you can correctly guess the weight of our Life-Size Portal Turret Replica and all of the prizes! To enter, just fill out the form below and submit by 5pm ET, Wednesday, 11/21.

    Three runners-up will receive one of the following prize packs:

  • Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun
  • Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender and Portal 2 Inflatable Personality Core
  • Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray and Portal 2 Inflatable Personality Core

  • And our winners are...

    TIME IS UP!! The correct weight was 38.47 pounds, and our closest guesser without going over was Evan T. from Franklin, TN who guessed 38.46 pounds! Our three runners up are Rebecca S. from Highett, Victoria (38.452), Steve G. from Lakewood, OH (38.45), and James D. from Fairfield, CT (38.4375).

      Please Note:

    • The Life-Size Portal Turret Replica is NOT included in the Grand Prize. It guards our HQ day in and day out and will continue to do so.
    • The only unit of measurement we will accept is pounds! (Sorry, it's just simpler and yes, we're silly Americans.) Please convert ounces to decimals and enter ONLY THE NUMBER in the form. For instance, 5 pounds 3 ounces is 5.1875 pounds, and you would enter "5.1875" in the form.
    • One entry per person, please. We will only consider your first submission, even if you've changed your mind, so make sure you're set on your answer!
    • The winner is the person who guesses the closest to the correct weight, without exceeding it.
    • The runners-up are the submissions who are the next closest to the real weight.
    • In the event of a tie, the winner will be selected randomly from those entrants.