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Timmy Link meets Tiny Link!

Timmy Link meets Tiny Link at PAX East!

PAX East has come and gone, and we couldn't be happier than a cat in a cardboard box. One word: AWEMAZING. (We couldn't choose between awesome and amazing.)

Thank you to all our loving fans, AbleGamers, the Cookie Brigade (Check out their sweet PAX Infosplosion!), and the PAX staff for making this such an unforgettable event!

The folks of Super Art Fight!

The talent of Super Art Fight!

Are you ready for a fight? A SUPER ART FIGHT?!

Super Art Fight!

Mark your calendars, folks! ThinkGeek & Super Art Fight are taking over Jammin Java on May the Fourth! (What better way to celebrate the Force than on the Fourth with us, right? RIGHT?!)

If you're not familiar with this live event, Super Art Fight is the self-proclaimed "Greatest Live Art Competition in the Known Universe." Artists are put against each other on stage to draw topics given to them on the spot; add a generous mix of story-telling, commentary, and banter, and it's not something you want to miss! (We mean, c'mon, they've got something called the WHEEL OF DEATH!) Come witness these artists duke it out, along with the chance to win ThinkGeek goodies & hang with Timmy!

So here's how this fight's going down:

  • The event will take place at Jammin Java (map) on Saturday, May the Fourth from 5pm to 7:30pm. Doors open at 4:30pm.
  • Tickets go on sale the afternoon of Wednesday, April 3. Nab them before they sell out!
  • Geeklings must be 13 years or older to attend.

We'll post the tickets sales link on our blog on Wednesday, so PREPARE YOURSELVES!

Timmy & Geek Trivia Night

Welcome to ThinkGeek's Geek Trivia Night! Timmy will be your host for tonight.

Pi Day has come and gone and so has Geek Trivia Night. One word to describe it? Epic.

When 100 of our Geek Trivia Night tickets sold out in less than an hour, we thought, "Holy cannoli, what do the Pi Gods have in store for us?!"

ThinkGeek's Geek Trivia Night!

So many geeky minds in one room!

A wonderful evening of fun & geeky camaraderie, apparently! From the movie round to the bonus Pi Day pie-eating contest, we challenged the 14 teams with our questions. While they may have proven to be more difficult than our teams had anticipated (you could hear their brains churning!), they gave us all they got! We're just glad that no one had to don the Dunce Cap AKA Creeper Mask in the end. There were some that were close, though. You know who you are.

PIE-EATING CONTEST! (Thanks to Trivia Night attendee, Sparrow Davis, for the video!)

By the end of the night, with six rounds altogether and one team, I am Jack's Collection of Geeks, pulling far ahead, we all thought they had this in the bag. Then came the final wager round. The category? Film. The question:

Which brand of shaving cream was the can that Dennis Nedry used to steal the dinosaur embryos in Jurassic Park?*

If you were there, you might remember everyone's heart skipping a beat when we realized the leading team's answer was incorrect and they had wagered almost everything. (Better luck next time, Jack!) The tables had turned! All the other teams still had a fighting chance! Once all the scores had been calculated, some teams were brought down to 0 and others jumped way ahead. The final results were: Suddenly Cylons in first place, Timmy's Minions in second, and The Brute Squad in third! Congratulations to our winning teams! You earned it. (We're especially proud of Timmy's Minions because they were a group of randoms that we matched up and were meeting for the first time that night!)

Geek Trivia Night winners!

The winning teams accepting their prizes! Suddenly Cylons won $75 gift certificates & Plush Unicorn Slippers; Timmy's Minions received $30 gift certificates & Build-on Brick Mugs; and The Brute Squad each won themselves $25 gift certificates. Congratulations again!

Thank you to all our attendees for making our inaugural Geek Trivia Night a success! We had so much fun and hope to do it again. Thank you to Steve the MC and all the TG staff volunteers as well. We couldn't have done it without you! If you have any comments or feedback, please feel free to leave it in the comments section below.

In the meantime, we've got a lot of other events planned in the coming months, so stay tuned!

*Answer: Barbasol.

Marceline the Vampire Queen is ready eat to your blood! Mmm, red.

Marceline the Vampire Queen is ready to eat your blood! Mmm, red.

We're hosting a blood drive!

Inova Blood Donor Services

On Thursday, March 28th from 9:30am to 2:00pm ET, the ThinkGeek Bloodmobile will be outside our HQ and ready to draw your blood; Timmy is planning to use this to revive the Vampire Monkey King and his legion of monkey bloodsuckers in order to take over the world. Mwa ha ha ha!

Okay, maybe not, but please come out and donate blood! The drive will be conducted by Inova Blood Donor Services, who will use your blood to help save lives. It's that simple! We'll have some snacks and freebies set out for our lovely donors as well.

Only those who schedule an appointment will be eligible to donate, so sign up HERE!

ThinkGeek HQ Address:
11216 Waples Mill Road
Suite 100
Fairfax, VA 22030

We're at PAX East!

Timmy's taking over Boston! Find him at Booth #386!

We're heading to PAX East!

Are you by chance going to Boston this weekend to attend a certain gaming convention? What? No way? Us, too! Find our PAX East Away Team at ThinkGeek Booth #386 in the Expo Hall to purchase your favorite TG goodies, get free swag, and hang out with Timmy!

But wait, there's more. (Cue the "oohh's" and "aahh's".)

We've got a lot in store for all you con-goers this weekend, including cookies, games, and prizes!

The Official Guide to Stalking ThinkGeek at PAX East

Minecraft Gold Pickaxe

Where to Find Us:

Meet-ups & Freebies:

  • If you're looking to score some freebies, don't think it'll be so easy -- you'll have to know how and when to get them:
    • Come by our booth anytime to earn yourself a lil' somethin' somethin' as long as you say the magic words -- for Friday it's "warp pipe", Saturday it's "Fus Ro Dah", and Sunday it's "lawful good".
    • Swing by at 11am or 5pm for the opportunity to meet with Timmy, the Away Team monkeys, and win some awesome new shinies (as long as you're willing to face the Gom Jabbar).
  • The AbleGamers Foundation
  • You'll find us lurking in other areas of the con, too. Locate the AbleGamers Foundation booth in the Band Lands to learn more about their mission and maybe even snag a freebie! AbleGamers is a nonprofit charity dedicated to making video games accessible to anyone, especially individuals with disabilities. We've donated plenty of goodies to them this weekend to use to help fundraise their noble cause. Meet up with the ThinkGeek team on Saturday from 7-8pm to play a couple rounds of Pachinko for Charity! Come discover the joys of Pachinko.

Contests & Prizes:

    Cookie Brigade
  • If you're a fan of delicious treats and Child's Play, then we're sure you're familiar with the famous Cookie Brigade. We've partnered up with them, so if you make a Child's Play donation to a brigadier, you may also earn a raffle ticket and a chance to win one of three $100 ThinkGeek gift certificates! Just drop it off at the box at our booth to be eligible to win.
  • Play PINGO! (Or PAX Bingo, for all you muggles.) Download our PINGO board, fill it out throughout the con, and enter to win!
    • HOW TO WIN: Share photos of the items in the squares on Instagram, Twitter, where ever you like with the hashtag #PINGO. When you've completed a row for PINGO -- or the entire board! -- email a link to your photos to PINGO@thinkgeek.com. After PAX, 10 entrants will win mystery prizes!

We hope to see you there!


Get your PINGO board & start filling out those spaces now!


PIIIIIIEEEEEE. Om nom nom nom nom.

Happy Pi Day!

What better way to celebrate 3/14? With pie, of course! We had a pie competition at TG HQ today, and our monkeys went all out; we had savory pies filled with hot pockets to sweet pies covered in peanut butter cups. Votes have all been casted and tallied up, and the declared victors are: Jaya for her "Savory Paneer Bell Pepper Pie" and Elizabeth with her "Chocolate Silk Pie." Congratulations! We'll update our blog with the winning recipes once we get them. In the meantime, we'll just leave you here with these...

(Drumroll, please.)

We now present to you: ALL the pies!

All the pies!
Pie #1
Pie #2
Mac n' Cheese Pie
Margarita Tarts
Nutella Peanut Butter Crack
Dulche de Twinkie
Gluten-free Banana Creme Pie
Hong Kong Egg Tarts
Chocolate Pecan Pie
The Wilford Brimley
FU Oreo Peanut Butter Brownie Pie
Sweet and Sour Mango Custard Pie
Pecan Pie
Dig in!


Help support Music 4 More!

Band and orchestra geeks unite!

Music 4 More Festival

March is Music In Our Schools month, so it's time to celebrate. If you ask any member of the ThinkGeek crew, we grew up with music having played some part in our lives, and it helped shape us into who we are today. Music holds a special place in our monkey hearts, so of course we want to show support to music programs nationwide!

Music 4 More Festival

In keeping with the spirit of our monthly donations, we're contributing $1,700 to Music 4 More -- a local charity organization focused on collecting and providing instruments and resources to struggling school and community music programs across the country. In addition to that, Music 4 More is receiving plenty of ThinkGeek goodies as well!

Throughout the month of March, they are conducting a series of StageIt concerts to promote Music In Our Schools and may be giving away these new shinies as tokens of appreciation for tuning in. This will lead up to the end of the month where they'll be hosting a music festival in Chesapeake, VA; it's a two-day event (March 29-30) benefiting the children's schools and hospital there. Our goodies might be handed out at the shows or at the hospital and schools the musicians visit, so if you're in the area, please come check it out! There will be over 50 artists performing, so you won't want to miss it.

If you'd like to get more involved, please visit the Music 4 More Music In Our Schools Month donation page, where your contribution could help repair and purchase new instruments and supplies for music programs in need.

Please help keep music a part of our future generation's lives!

Wee, used shinies!

ThinkGeek monkeys Bill, Erin, and Zack with their "new" shinies! Tarpley is jealous in the background.

We all remember our first introduction to computers. You may type 100 WPM now, but remember when it was more like 1?! That seems like forever ago.

There are those who haven't had the opportunity to pick up these skills, though, and we want to help change that. With this in mind, our awesome IT guy, Tim, and WTFun Committee organized a computer auction! We rounded up all the old, unused computers in our office, wiped them clean, and auctioned them off to the ThinkGeek staff. Their form of payment was a donation to Computer CORE, a local Northern Virginia organization dedicated to improving the lives of low-income adults by providing them with the basic computer and life skills they need to pursue their career aspirations and dreams.

All the computers!

The pickings: MacBook Pro, Dell laptop, or Mac mini!

These bad boys flew off the cart, and altogether we were able to donate $1,510 to assist Computer CORE in their cause.

ThinkGeek Computer Auction

The WTFun Committee & ThinkGeek staff getting the auction party started!

Good work, monkeys! Timmy is quite pleased.

ThinkGeek Knit & Crochet


On February 21st, we held our first Knit & Crochet Night of 2013; 25 randomly selected crafters were brave enough to face rush hour traffic and make the trip out to our HQ to enjoy a night of fun and festivities. All in all, it was a great success!

We started the night off right by giving the grand ol' tour of our office; as everyone settled in, we began to put together our TOP SECRET PROJECT: a Companion Cube baby blanket! We couldn't be happier with the end result - it looks fantastic! Every attendee did their part to make this project a reality, and we want to thank each and every one of you. The blanket will be donated to Project Linus, an organization that provides knitted and crocheted blankets to children in need.

Companion Cube baby blanket

Chell Timmy's newfound companion!

Afterwards, like a magical food fairy, the pizza finally arrived! Whilst we nommed, our more experienced crafters gave short talks on various knit and crochet topics. Our copy writer monkey, E, spoke about the Mother Bear Project, a charity that provides hand-knitted or crocheted bears to children affected by HIV/AIDS in emerging nations. (We may be trying to organize our own project for Mother Bear soon, so keep an eye out!) E was followed by Emily, who spoke about continental knitting, and Allyson, who gave an introduction to amigurumi.

The rest of the night was spent chit-chatting away, trading craft secrets, and sharing our wares. We had quite the talented group among us - there were knitted lightsaber toys, stuffed Daleks, and all sorts of geeky scarves and hats. (If you want to see them all, check out our Flickr slideshow below!) We topped off the event with a raffle and freebies for EVERYONE! YAY!

ThinkGeek Knit & Crochet Night wares

Just a few of the geeky wares everyone brought!

Thanks again to all our attendees for coming out and contributing to the special project; we couldn't have done it without you! Since this went so well, we are considering expanding our Knit & Crochet event to allow all our friends from afar to participate. Be on the lookout!