This would not be awkward at ALL.
Another week, another fresh crop of interesting links from the internet, harvested just for you!
Good morning! Fancy a 1,050-strip bacon burger for breakfast? (Rocket News 24)
You're going to look just like this Forever Alone statue when you realize it's already sold out. Aw. (ForeverAloneStatue.com)
Avengers, assemble (by IKEA) (The Curious Brain)
Mmmm, this Minecraft cake tastes like grass. (Between the Pages)
Zombie squirrels = Zsquirrelz. (Kickstarter)
Until next week, Chiiiiildren! /Three Dog