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Guess we can check another item off the World Domination™ checklist...

Somehow we managed to make a good enough impression on WIRED that they decided to run a feature article on us. Our simian gratitude is as undying as our Zombie Monkey Army (i.e. you). You can read the article here.

We might also suggest buying some lovely bits of awesome featured in the article. In fact, here's a list:

Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

$132.99 $149.99 Sale

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The Bag of Holding

The Bag of Holding

$27.99 $49.99 Sale

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Giant Plush Microbes

Giant Plush Microbes

$5.99 $9.99 Sale

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