Judging from some of the things we read on @RedWeddingTears, there are a handful of people who have fallen out of love with George R.R. Martin and his... antics. But we know there are still loyal fans out there who love the world of Westeros because it is so vicious and unforgiving. Check out our Game of Thrones page for everything from t-shirts for the long Summer to wine charms so you can drown your sorrow in a bit of red.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/gameofthrones/

When NASA sent Mercury VI on a scouting mission around Venus, they knew that there was a chance that their crew might fall victim to the dense electromagnetic activity of the X89 object cluster. Because of such a high chance for electrical interference and inevitable craft damage, militaristic aspects of Mercury VI's design team focused on developing a tool that functioned independent of technology. Thus, the Apocalypse Machete was born. It's twenty-five inches of stainless steel and ready for any survival scenario.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1290/

When the doors of the TARDIS fly open, one doesn't know what to expect. The interior changes as it needs to, and the mysteries contained within are boundless. Same with your imagination. So, use the inspiration of the TARDIS to fuel your own imaginings and trust them to the Deluxe TARDIS Journal's pages. Just open the TARDIS doors and 160 pages of top-perforated, lined sheets of paper await your thoughts and fears and musings and brilliance. The top-perforation means you can tear out the pages easily - so you can leave notes to the Doctor on when to meet you. Coordinates are helpful as well, but please, no spoilers!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/112e/

Solder yourself together this wicked little drum kit, attach a speaker to it, and get ready to rock. Four pads for four different drum sounds (two with pitch control) await your tapping. And once you get the beat in you, have the Bleep Drum record a little sequence to loop back. There's a tap feature (so you can actually tap the tempo), and all sorts of other fun zaniness. Plus, there's Noise Mode 30XX. Noise Mode 30XX is insane! The Bleep Drum sometimes feels like playing an R2 unit - it just bleeping rocks!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11f2/

Six feet of TARDIS for you, not them. This cardboard cutout will look great in your dorm room, media room, office, or just about anywhere you need a very flat representation of a time machine. Stand it up on its own or hang it up on a wall or door, your choice! At ThinkGeek HQ, we use them as privacy doors for cubicles. And to time travel.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1125/

Kotobukiya's line of bishoujo statues continues with this sculpt of the female Commander Shepard, illustrated by Shunya Yamashita and sculpted by Masahiro Takahashi. Shepard stands at the ready, wielding her Omni-Blade in one hand and N7 Eagle Pistol in the other. The incredibly detailed sculpt shows off every seam of her uniform in perfect detail. Shepard stands 9-inches tall on her display base and includes a code for multiplayer bonus items for Xbox 360 and PC.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2e9/

You're probably thinking, "What the heck, ThinkGeek? This doesn't even look like Matt Smith one bit!" And you'd be right. This collectible doll is based on young Amelia's recollection of her Raggedy Doctor. Amelia's Raggedy Doctor Doll has posable neck, arms, and legs and is full of Doctoriffic details. He's wearing real fabric clothes, including his signature tweed jacket and comes with an appropriately-sized sonic screwdriver, so he's ready for adventure!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1284/

Okay, this is super easy: baking food is fun and makes your tummy happy. But sometimes, after you've eaten a couple batches of cookies, you feel a little tired. No more! Substitute up to a cup of Jacked Up Caffeinated Baking Sugar in your sweet's recipe, and you'll be infusing caffeine into every crumb of whatever you're baking. Then you can eat batch after batch and never get tired and never grow old and never gain weight because as you eat, the caffeine in the cookies or brownies just baked (and ate) will compel you to run around the block for at least a week. YAY!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1246/

The Klipsch S4 Series II Earbuds are so comfortable that you could wear them while doing crazy ninja battle through the streets of Tokyo. Are you not engaging in crazy ninja battles? (Why not?) Well, either way, they're noise-isolating, ultra comfortable, produce amazing full sound, and feature a flat, tangle resistant cable. You'll love them so much you'll take ninja lessons just so you can wear these while engaging in crazy ninja battles. (Did we mention ninja battles? Ninja battles.)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/113d/