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Today marks the 150th anniversary of the very first Geneva Convention. There's global discussion on topics never dreamt of in 1864: the treatment of POWs in war video games, the role and boundaries of autonomous machinery in the battlefield. Complicated, deep thoughts, which maybe science fiction can help us work through. For our part, we promise not to violate the Prime Directive. Much.

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iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack - This'll crack you up

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At ThinkGeek, we've always been about the smart, fun prank. One of our first custom products was the Annoy-a-tron, which boasts over 80k customers annoyed just in its original flavor. The iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack goes for less of the long descent into insanity and more of the instant gratification. Just slap one of these screen protectors on friends' phones or iPads and watch as they freak out because they think their screen is broken. This a set of 6 stickers: 2 for iPhone 5, 2 for iPhone 4, and 2 for iPad, which means more pranking options for you. You're welcome.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1d03/

Axe Cop Roleplay Axe - The perfect axe.

Axe Cop is a complicated man living in a complicated world. There are good people, like him and Flute Cop, and bad people, like Bad Santa and Dr. Doo-doo. All bad people need to have their heads chopped off. That's Axe Cop's way. And he uses the axe he found at the scene of a fire. It's the perfect axe. And this is a perfect replica of Axe Cop's perfect axe. It's perfect to train with and practice with, so one day, when you try out for Axe Cop's team, you'll have all the skills necessary for him to sign you up. And then you, too, can dish out justice: one chopped-off head at a time.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1c79/

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Star Wars Kitchenware - You'll need a tray

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Your kitchen is always seeping into the rest of your house. You just don't notice. But when you open your front door? The smell of what you cooked last night greets you, right? It only seems right, then, that your fandom should osmose into your kitchen. You need a chopping board, right? Why not pick up the cutting board that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Made from acrylic, the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Chopping Board won't blunt your knives (plus she's dishwasher-safe). Or go for the R2-D2 & R2-Q5 Salt & Pepper Shakers and let these droids deposit salt or pepper onto your food. And, if you shake hard enough, possibly the Death Star plans, too.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1f9d/

Breaking Bad Fleece Blanket - Golden Moth Chemical!

It gets cold sometimes out in the desert at night. Sometimes, you can't just start a fire, because you don't want anyone to be able to find your RV or whatever. Sometimes, you just need a little extra warmth. This fleece blanket is perfect for such times. Featuring a New Mexican/Navajo-esque design, the focal point is a trio of black moths on a golden background. Yeah, that's right: Golden Moth Chemical, front and center. Only the colors have been flipped (black on gold instead of gold on black) to help throw the DEA off your trail. Because they'll just want to cuddle under this super-soft blanket, too. And that would be awkward.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1a2f/

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Blades of Balance - Wicked cool weaponry

If your images were on you'd see Blades of Balance - Wicked cool weaponry

Meet Fireslayer and Frostkiller, the blades of balance. (The manufacturer gave them other names we didn't like, so when your box comes, rip it open with the zeal of someone who knows your blade's true name.) Which is yours? Frostkiller represents the calm, collected, strategic warrior who sees the entire battle play out in his mind's eye; Fireslayer the vengeful and sudden tactical warrior solving the problem of the moment. You need both to have a balanced warrior, which works out well, because these look incredible as a pair. As soon as you unsheath one, you're going to be all, "Oh man. I should have gotten a set." That's okay. You know where to find us.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/209f/

Dresden Files Skin Game Autographed Edition - Only 200 available!

Harry Dresden is Chicago's only professional wizard. Because of this fact, he has to work with some very strange characters - including a group of supernatural baddies led by one of Harry's archest of enemies. And they're after the literal Holy Grail, which first needs to be broken out of the highest security Nevernever has ever seen! Doesn't help that the vault in question is owned by Hades, Master of the Underworld. Get ready for some awesome adventure and fun. Oh, and because we want to give you something even more magical than just the story, each book features an autographed bookplate attached to the title page!
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Pacific Rim 18" Knifehead Kaiju Deluxe Figure - We're calling ours "Gene"

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People keep decorative objects in their lockers, on their desks, in places other people congregate and happen to witness said objects. Usually they're sentimental or interactive. Go for both with this towering Pacific Rim 18" Knifehead Kaiju Deluxe Figure. Sentimental: reminds you of that one time in Tokyo Bay fighting for the future of Earth with your fellow Jaeger pilots. Interactive: a switch under its jaw allows eyes and mouth light up with LED "toxic glow." The jaw also opens, and the tongue is retractable. That's what we said. Retractable tongue.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/164e/

Two New BACtrack Options - Should you call a cab?

Generally, if you have to ask the question, the answer is yes. But if you want statistics to go with that, the popular BACtrack, a pocket-sized blood alcohol content analyzer that returns readings from 0.00% to 0.40%, is now available in two new flavors. The BACtrack Go - Keychain Digital Breathalyzer is for folks who prefer greater accuracy. It uses police-grade Xtend Fuel Cell Sensor Technology for readings and features a built-in solenoid air pump. The BACtrack Vio - Bluetooth App Enabled Breathalyzer is for folks who prefer greater convenience and love data. It pairs with your phone to provide tracking over time and an estimate of when you'll be sober. Yep. There's an app for that. We love it when technology enables our vices.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/210a/

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Das Can-in-Stein - April Fool's product made real!

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Do you always show up to the party only to find out you're underdressed? Your drink shouldn't face the same fate. It doesn't have to with our new Das Can-in-Stein. Just slip any standard 12 oz. can into this ornate, metal-look tankard frame, and you can drink to any occasion with class. Oktoberfest? Check. Renaissance festival? Check. Bachelor party? Check and doublecheck. Plus, since the lid features thumb hinge action, you could actually carry two of these, just so you could toast yourself on your cleverness. Prost!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1dcf/


New Apparel !!

Imperial Snow Angel

Imperial Snow Angel

Steampunk Snuff

Steampunk Snuff

Tommy Generation

Tommy Generation

Vader Business

Vader Business

Xavier Institute

Xavier Institute

Gallifrey Stands 13 TARDISes

Gallifrey Stands 13 TARDISes

Science Is A Beast

Science Is A Beast

I Want To Retrieve

I Want To Retrieve

Exclusive Steampunk Superman

Exclusive Steampunk Superman

Exclusive Steampunk Green Lantern

Exclusive Steampunk Green Lantern

Exclusive Steampunk Flash

Exclusive Steampunk Flash

Exclusive Steampunk Batman

Exclusive Steampunk Batman

Exclusive Steampunk Wonder Woman

Exclusive Steampunk Wonder Woman

Exclusive Steampunk Thundercats

Exclusive Steampunk Thundercats

Pokemon Hat

Pokemon Hat

Winter Soldier Uniform Ladies' Tank Top

Winter Soldier Uniform Ladies' Tank Top

Spiderman Logo V-Neck Fitted Ladies' Tee

Spiderman Logo V-Neck Fitted Ladies' Tee

Black Widow Fitted Ladies' Tee

Black Widow Fitted Ladies' Tee

Captain America Logo Fitted Ladies' Tee

Captain America Logo Fitted Ladies' Tee

Thor Comic Fitted Ladies' Tee

Thor Comic Fitted Ladies' Tee

Won't You Be My Neighbor Ladies' Tee

Won't You Be My Neighbor Ladies' Tee

We're All Mad Here Ladies' Tee

We're All Mad Here Ladies' Tee

Frozen Ladies' Tee

Frozen Ladies' Tee

 

Quick Blurbs !!

True Blood Vinyl Pop Figures

True Blood Vinyl Pop Figures

Timeline the Card Game

Timeline the Card Game

Butterfly Jewelry

Butterfly Jewelry

Arachnid Glow in the Dark Necklaces

Arachnid Glow in the Dark Necklaces

Star Trek Golf Covers

Star Trek Golf Covers

Catubug Squishable Plush

Catubug Squishable Plush

PuppyCat Squishable Plush

PuppyCat Squishable Plush

Hulk Potato Head

Hulk Potato Head

Bravest Warriors Catbug Designer Vinyl Figure

Bravest Warriors Catbug Designer Vinyl Figure

Zombie Striker Nerf Foam Machete

Zombie Striker Nerf Foam Machete

V for Vendetta Book and Mask Set

V for Vendetta Book and Mask Set

Star Trek Original Series Ultimate Topps Card Book

Star Trek Original Series Ultimate Topps Card Book