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T-Shirts & Apparel : Massive Dynamic Babydoll

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:58:52 GMT

[Sale!] What don't we do?Just your average multinational corporation specializing in secret bioresearch and defense contracting. Massive Dynamic seems like such an innocent name for a corporation, don't you think?
- Peter Bishop, "The Dreamscape" $16.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Massive Dynamic Shirt

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:58:15 GMT

[Sale!] What don't we do? Just your average multinational corporation specializing in secret bioresearch and defense contracting. Massive Dynamic seems like such an innocent name for a corporation, don't you think?
- Peter Bishop, "The Dreamscape" $16.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Alt Universe Fringe Division Logo Babydoll

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:56:46 GMT

[Sale!] Alt Universe ThinkGeek has a section for fans of Paper Clippy. You know how hard it has been to keep this a secret? We've had this in the works for over a year. It just took us a bit to get all the details in place. What can we say? Lawyers take a long time. This is why they charge by the hour. $16.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Alt Universe Fringe Division Logo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:56:13 GMT

[Sale!] Alt Universe ThinkGeek has a section for fans of Paper Clippy.You know how hard it has been to keep this a secret? We've had this in the works for over a year. It just took us a bit to get all the details in place. What can we say? Lawyers take a long time. This is why they charge by the hour. $16.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Enough Social Interaction

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:06:53 GMT

[Sale!] Don't make me come and explain this to you in person. Because I won't.In this day and age, lots of stuff can be done without ever directly interacting with a human. That's our favorite kind of stuff. We scan our own groceries. Pump our own gas. Put a t-shirt in our cart at ThinkGeek, and have it delivered to our house.... $9.99

Home & Office : Alcohol By Volume Glass

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:27:26 GMT

[Sale!] Accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spiritsThis isn't your ordinary pint glass! It's printed with measurements for various alcoholic drinks so you can accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spirits. It shows the average percentage of alcohol by volume for each type of beverage, too. $6.99

Geek Kids : Zombie Shark Air Swimmer R/C

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:45:26 GMT

[Sale!] There's blood and brains in the water...What's scarier than a bloodthirsty shark? A bloodthirsty, brain-hungry ZOMBIE SHARK, that's what! The Flying Zombie Shark stalks through the air with incredibly smooth and life-like motion and can be refilled again and again. $24.99

Gadgets : JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPad

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:12 GMT

[Sale!] Add an instant joystick to your iPad for enhanced gaming enjoymentBring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps $8.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Pi Firejewel Necklace

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:23:24 GMT

[Sale!] Watch out! Your neck is on fire! Oh, wait, it's MATH.Watch out! Your neck is on fire! Oh, wait. No, it's not. That is just the awesome glow of our our Pi Firejewel Necklace. This necklace is crafted from Swarovski crystal and features a tiny LED light that lets the necklace give off a soft glow. $26.53

T-Shirts & Apparel : Mars Planet Pendant

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:58 GMT

[Sale!] 1" glass marble pendant with geographically accurate details (polar ice caps, mountains, and more). Mars is our friend. We're very curious what's up there. And now we can show the world by love this red jewel by wearing it around our necks. And not just a red marble, but a glass marble with geographically accurate features. For science! $8.49

T-Shirts & Apparel : Tentacle Ear Wrap

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:58 GMT

[Sale!] Because nature is magnificent.This tentacle, made from English pewter, is made for the left ear. It will not work in your right ear. If you buy it for your right ear, you will be sad. $24.49

T-Shirts & Apparel : Dragon Wrap Ring

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:05 GMT

[Sale!] Tiny metallic dragon for your hand. We'll just say right now that this little guy is never going to get any bonuses from Frightful Presence. $26.99

Home & Office : Stake - Grilling Multi Tool

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:14:06 GMT

[Sale!] Transforms from spatula to fork to tongs and back againBe the star of the cookout with the Stake Grilling Multi Tool. This all-in-one BBQ tool transforms from spatula to fork to tongs and back again. Flip burgers, grip chicken legs, and spike sausages without breaking a sweat. $29.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Thor Dangle Earrings

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:37 GMT

[Sale!] Don't worry, the hammer isn't real so it won't pull your ears offEmbrace the power of thunder with these Thor Dangle Earrings. They feature lightning bolts, crystals, and tiny Mjolnirs. Don't worry, because they are fake hammers they will not pull your earlobes to the ground when you wear them. $14.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Caffeine Molecule Necklace

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:37 GMT

[Sale!] Caffeine. Now Available in Bling. Each piece of jewelry you own should mean something to you. We know the caffeine molecule means something to you. Wear this on days when you need that extra "oomph" or days when you're already perky and you want to warn others. $67.99

Gadgets : JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPhone

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:23 GMT

[Sale!] Add an instant joystick to your iPhone for enhanced gaming enjoymentBring your iPhone gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT iPhone Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. $5.99

Geek Toys : R/C Quadcopter

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:52:37 GMT

[Sale!] This R/C Quadcopter UFO is out of this world!The Mini UFO R/C Quadcopter has out of this world moves that will test your piloting abilities. It can fly upside, do aerial somersaults, and has the ability to self-stabilize in mid-air. What else could you ask for? $49.99

Geek Kids : Ice Princess Ice Cube Straws

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:41 GMT

[Sale!] Make fairy princess star straws with ice or juiceGot a wee geek that wants to be a fairy? How about a princess? Maybe a Potter-esque witch? Make your own novelty straws, adorned with icy stars. Perfect for kicking your kid out of the house in the summer $5.99

Home & Office : DC Comics Pint Glass

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:02 GMT

[Sale!] Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super.These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite DC superheroes. Somehow, when Wonder Woman is on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. $7.99

Geek Kids : Gummy Bear Light

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:48:23 GMT

[Sale!] The delectably adorable night light - don't eat him!This particular gummy bear is an accessory that makes an adorable nightlight for a wee geek's room or quirky ambient lighting on the desk of a grown-up geek with a sweet tooth. $20.99

Home & Office : Merlotte's Bar & Grill Pint Glass

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:47:54 GMT

[Sale!] Drink your Caffeinated Blood in this vamp-friendly pint glassIf you can't get to Bon Temps to steal a glass from the real Merlotte's Bar & Grill, we can send one out to you from our mystical warehouse in Fairy Land, which may or may not be located somewhere near Columbus, Ohio. $7.99

Geek Kids : Squishy Baff H2Goo - Bathtime Fun

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:29:49 GMT

[Sale!] Turns bath water into goo and back againWant to sink into a tub full of slime? Yeah, neither do we. But your kid... your kid wants to do it. Watch their eyes light up when a packet of powder turns their bathtub into a vat of colorful goo. $9.99

Geek Kids : LED Construction Brick Brites

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:24:03 GMT

[Sale!] Add some lights to your brick construction projectsYour brick creations need a little light! Pick your favorite color, build your Brick Brite into your creation, then tap to set the LED light flashing. BrickBrites are compatible with the construction bricks that you love, so get building! $7.99

Geek Toys : My First Bacon - Talking Plush

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:11:43 GMT

[Sale!] Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and olderA ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they're not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn't be deprived of the joys of bacon. Bring home the My First Bacon today. $9.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Walking Dead Survivor

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:03 GMT

[Sale!] Are you a survivor?You know when you get a song stuck in your head and it won't go away? For some reason, "Survivor" by Destiny's Child started up when we looked at this t-shirt. What that has to do with zombies, we dunno... $14.99