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Because, really, it's best for everyone that way.

We know of very few scenarios where the situation would not be improved if everyone just shut up. Those monks that take the vow of silence? They're on to something. No political speeches. No conference calls. Just blissful silence.

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Because, really, it's best for everyone that way.

This shirt works for two crowds. It works for the folks who have had enough of the Keep Calm and ____ meme. It also works for people like, well, everyone we know, who think the world would be better if everybody just STFU. Humanity? We've had just about enough out of you. Your blathering on incessantly and then taking a breather to whine is insufferable sometimes. Maybe you should go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. And... wait! Give me your phone. I know you'll just Tweet about it. Stop. Just for a minute. And give us all a moment to enjoy the silence.

This oversized, distressed print boldly states "Keep Calm and STFU" in yellow on a 60% cotton, 40% polyester, black babydoll shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

S M L XL
Chest 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 34 in.
Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.

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