The Answer You've All Been Waiting For

Most of us have spent some time wondering why we are here. What is the point of existence anyway? What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Well, you're in luck! Thanks to a supercomputer crunching away at a solution to that very question for seven and a half million years, there is an answer. It's 42.

Why 42, you ask? Well, that's what the computer said, and as we all know, computers are always right. Of course the computer also said that we really never knew what the question was in the first place. As descendents of the Golgafrinchans, we all should feel a small amount of guilt that we beat out the prehistoric apes who were supposed to evolve into the components of the new supercomputer that was to calculate the correct question, so it's all moot anyway.

In an effort to get some insight into what the true question is, Arthur Dent (who was unaware at the time of his Golgafrinchan lineage) randomly drew Scrabble tiles to come up with "WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE". Naturally, this question is irrational but completely understandable considering the source. So there you have it.

And for the record, even though the number 42 is printed in yellow on our shirt, the question is not, in fact, "What's yellow and dangerous?". Everybody knows that the answer to that riddle is shark-infested custard.

Right. So. This shirt is cursed. Every version of this shirt we pick for the men gets discontinued, and now we're on our second version for the ladies. The Storm/Gold combination (now discontinued) features the number 42 printed on the front in large yellow characters with a black border on a 3.5 oz Niagara cotton jersey football t-shirt. 100% sheer cotton jersey in blue, with yellow color inserts on the shoulders. The Baby Blue/Navy combination features the number 42 printed on the front in large yellow characters with a navy border on 100% ringspun cotton. The white contrast neck and sleeve trim sets off the navy ringer cap sleeves.