Let There Be Lips

It's that old story: boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. *roll cameras* Boy proposes to girl. Boy's car breaks down. Boy and girl go to the nearest castle, which happens to be owned by a transsexual, transvestite alien, who's having a party, attended by various transsexuals and / or transvestites and / or aliens and / or rich weirdos. Alien creates new human. Alien kills prior experiment with a pick axe. Alien, dressed as boy, seduces girl. Alien, dressed as girl, seduces boy. Girl, dressed as self, seduces aforementioned new human. Alien throws a dinner / birthday party for newly created human, where the main course is the body of the prior experiment. Alien turns attendees to stone. Alien un-stones attendees for the pool orgy. Two of the attendees, who happen to be aliens, kill folks, including the head alien. The castle, which it turns out has been a space ship all along, takes off back to their home planet. Boy and girl live happily ever after. The end.

You know. Like ya do. What you need to know about the shirt:

• It's black.
• It has Lips on the front and the logo on the back.
• It's a cotton babydoll (fitted) tee.
• It goes with fishnet.