OMG Pwnies!!!!1!

There's only one gift that would make every little gamer girl's dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy. What could be better than having your own pwnies to play with? You could braid their manes, feed them apples, equip them with rocket-propelled grenade launchers.... There's no end to the fun you can have with your little pwnies.^*

Two prancing controller-ponies with the phrase "OMG Pwnies!" printed in tan, grey, and red glitter on a black cotton babydoll shirt.

^* No pwnies were harmed in the making of this shirt. However, the red glitter is genuine unicorn blood. Sorry about that.