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We Didn't Expect the Spanish Inquisition
When I started at ThinkGeek, all there was was swamp. All the merchant monkeys said I was daft to build a t-shirt empire in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.
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We Didn't Expect the Spanish Inquisition
But enough about us. Let's talk about you. You and your many assets. You understand ThinkGeek's t-shirts and frequently have to explain them to your friends. You can take apart and reassemble any given computer and not accidentally leave some unidentified part in the middle of the floor. You can't imagine any part of your answer to a question about geographical education employing the phrase, "The Iraq." As an added bonus, you come equipped with huge... tracts of land. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.
Note that we printed this on a different shirt than most of our ladies' styles in order to accommodate greater expanse of ... *ahem* ... land. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this shirt is considered a "classic cut." It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. Huge Tracts of Land printed in a pink Medieval-style font on a plum-colored women's tee.
Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | |
| Chest | 37 in. | 39 in. | 42 in. | 45 1/2 in. | 49 1/2 in. |
| Length | 24 1/2 in. | 25 in. | 25 3/4 in. | 26 1/2 in. | 27 in. |
| Women's US Size | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16-18 | 20-22 |
Thanks to your generous support, ThinkGeek made a contribution to Susan G. Komen for the Cure as a result of the sales of this shirt its first week of existence. Yay for our customers!
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