We Didn't Expect the Spanish Inquisition

But enough about us. Let's talk about you. You and your many assets. You understand ThinkGeek's t-shirts and frequently have to explain them to your friends. You can take apart and reassemble any given computer and not accidentally leave some unidentified part in the middle of the floor. You can't imagine any part of your answer to a question about geographical education employing the phrase, "The Iraq." As an added bonus, you come equipped with huge... tracts of land. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

Note that we printed this on a different shirt than most of our ladies' styles in order to accommodate greater expanse of ... *ahem* ... land. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this shirt is considered a "classic cut." It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. Huge Tracts of Land printed in a pink Medieval-style font on a plum-colored women's tee.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.