Tell Them How You Really Feel

There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;)

• "Hey Mark, I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet, can you fix this?"
• "I removed some of the pins from my monitor cable because it didn't seem to fit right, now it's not working at all...can you fix my computer?"
• Hey Sally, Can you fix my Internet, everytime I visit a website it says my host is unknown"

  "NO! NO! Now Go Away Before I Replace You With A Very Small Shell Script!" You say...

100% cotton black ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! 'No, I will not fix your computer.' is written in a simple font in white on the front. Note The design on this shirt is smaller than the design on the men's version.

100% combed ringspun cotton, 1X1 rib, 1X1 rib bound collar, 1/2” collar height, self fabric binding on collar, side seamed, tapered waist, garment washed, no-shrinkage