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Next time you're driving 25 mph in a school zone, imagine doing 25,000 mph, the speed required to escape the surface of the Earth. Now imagine being burnt to a crisp, because you would be, as a result of atmospheric friction. Which tempers the excitement.
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Everybody gets invited to parties they don't really want to go to. Maybe you already know it's not gonna be your thing or there are going to be a lot of people there you don't want to see. Or maybe you really do need to floss your cat. But you go anyhow, because you're a good friend. Or you need to get out of the house. Or maybe you put all the long nights and effort into the project, and you're going to be damned if somebody else eats all your congratulatory cake. But at least let them know that you're there under duress. And you won't be staying long. Just until you can achieve low-Earth orbit and jury-rig a decent propulsion system. And then you're outta there.
"I'm only here until I achieve escape velocity" printed in yellow and orange on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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