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Computers reason in black and white. Humans, on the other hand, reason all the time in various shades of grey, with incomplete knowledge in a potentially unknown environment with imprecise elements. Fuzzy Logic extends that ability to computers by allowing for membership in more than one group. The room you're in can be both warm and suitable. Your laundry can be both wet and almost dry. While playing a video game, you can be both teh win over one player and pwned by someone else at the same time. Such is life.

Here's where it gets tricky. The greyness of fuzzy logic happens to be a member of the group "black" on our shirt dedicated to Fuzzy Logic. No, really. See, we printed the word "logic" on this shirt in black, and then we used a special technique to give the word's surface a raised appearance that feels sort of like velvet. It's almost downy, dare we say it -- fuzzy. It's kinda hard to see in the photo. You have to be pretty close to the shirt to see the fuzziness. It encourages interpersonal relations.

You, too can be a member of the fuzzy set with this t-shirt. "Logic" printed in black on a 100% cotton, charcoal grey shirt.