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Mommy, this water burns!

Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds.

Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4.

100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue.