Loot: 
Mommy, this water burns!
Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds.
Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4.
100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue.
