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One union to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (and collect dues).
"Oh, hey. I was wondering if you guys could make us a battering ram." "Uh... I dunno... maybe... 100 feet? Is that too much?" "Oh yeah, and if you could make it look like a wolf, that'd be super. Fire is optional." "How's tomorrow? Is tomorrow okay?"
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One union to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (and collect dues).
It's rough being a weapons maker in the world created by Tolkien no matter where you set up shop, from Rivendell to Isengard. Customers are always asking for returning arrows, which, if you're any good at, mean you'll never see that customer again. And they're all interested in the latest thing, orc-powered blades. You know like solar power, only with orcs? The technology behind that blue glow is complicated. And the Elves. The Elves. Returning their swords broken. Look, now, that's guaranteed in normal battle, but it's not insured against dead Elf guy falling on it. Am I right?
This is just the sort of thing that's why it's important to join a union. You have to have somebody who will stand up for your rights. Somebody to set standards and groundwork. For instance, how many feet is the farthest distance the Athelas emergency shower should be from the forge? Are shoes required on Hobbits, and what's the maximum amount of natural light the employer should provide Uruks? Better working conditions. Better pay. This is what your local chapter of the Affiliated Bladesmiths can offer you. Sign up today.
The logo for the Local 1892 Mordor chapter of the Affiliated Bladesmiths with their motto beneath, "Against us, there can be no victory!" printed in rust on a chestnut 100% cotton t-shirt.
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