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I Think I'm Breaking Out in Hives
Shouldn't this be one of the dozens of things they test for in the skin allergy test? 10 minutes (and much itchiness) later: "Looks like you're allergic to grass pollen, mold, and stupid people. Those are all hard to avoid, but we'll see what we can do."
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I Think I'm Breaking Out in Hives
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Humans can be allergic to dogs. Dogs can be allergic to humans. Okay. So neither of them is allergic to the beast -- they're allergic to saliva or dander or something the mammal produces. Wouldn't it be awesome if stupid people put off something that identified them to your immune system as non-desirable? When the eau de idiot begins wafting your way, your histamines kick in. "I can't come to work today. There are too many stupid people there." Meetings that ran too long could cause people to go into anaphylactic shock. Not that that's a good thing. But we're all about shorter meetings.
Brian from Family Guy is featured on this red, 100% cotton shirt with the words "I'm allergic to stupid people. Aaah-Choo."
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