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500 years in the future, we will all speak a rather strange dialect of Chinese that is compromised almost entirely of insults and colorful metaphors. To help us all prepare for that day, the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls themselves are here to learn us some Chinese on this new shirt. Consider it a public service.

This 100% cotton, black t-shirt features the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls with some of the more popular phrases from the 'verse, including dong ma (understand?), nee hao (hello) and da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze (the explosive diarrhea of an elephant). Never know when you're gonna need that one.