Support the Rabid

Do you think you have what it takes? To run 5,000 miles for rabies awareness? Join the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure tomorrow at 3 p.m. in the parking lot to make a difference in somewhere between one and four North Americans' lives each year. In all seriousness, the World Health Organization estimates that more than 55,000 people die of rabies each year. Just not here. And, unfortunately, the amount we raised won't even buy us a plane ticket to any of the places where those poor, unfortunate people die.

However, with your donation of $17.99 to $18.99, you'll receive one free t-shirt commemorating this historic event. Do it for the good you'll feel in your heart. Do it for the shirt. Do it for the rabid.^*

Royal blue, 100% cotton shirt with "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure" in white on the front pocket area and writ large across the back.

^* We're not actually donating any of the proceeds to anything.