Differential Diagnosis

So let's talk differential diagnosis here. Our patient is exhibiting:

• tingling in the fingers
• tremors / chills
• anxiety

It could be an autoimmune disease or some peripheral vascular disease... or it could be that it's the middle of winter and the patient forgot to wear a shirt. We can save this one! We have the technology.

This shirt looks like you stole it from some unseen Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital gym locker room. Which is probably just what House would expect you to do if he didn't have you busy breaking into a patient's house for clues about his or her history. Or possibly over-stressing the patient to elicit a non-fatal symptom that'll direct your diagnosis one way or another. Or possibly fatal. It is a hospital, after all. It's one of the best places you can choose to die. The doctor to patient ratio in restaurants and on planes is severely lacking by comparison.

"Property of Princeton Plainsboro (Est. 1896) Teaching Hospital" is printed in a black, distressed ink on a grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester shirt. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts and slightly tighter-fitting than indicated on our Sizing Info tab.