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For one night only, Disaster Area pulls into the orbit of Kakrafoon for what's guaranteed to be an earth-shattering show. This marks the band's second appearance in this galaxy. Considering the number of worlds that have banned the act and depending on how this show turns out, this may be your last chance to see them this side of the Axel Nebula!

All of the band's top hits will be included on the set list, including "Hyperspace Heart Bypass" and "Death + Taxes". Don't miss the spectacle of the sundive, as an all-new stuntship ploughs into the blazing white inferno of fusing hydrogen nuclei that is Kakrafoon's sun. The solar flares are predicted to be out of this world! Frontman, Hotblack Desiato, had the following to say via psychic medium about the show: "No comment."

Lawn tickets still available for those who want to enjoy the show in the Rudlit Desert. Purchasers of lawn tickets must fill out indemnity and next-of-kin paperwork. VIP tickets also available within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage. VIP tickets include complimentary hyperbinoptic glasses fitted with peril-sensitive lenses for a better view of the giant control ship, the finale, and lawn ticket holders, who will undoubtedly be writhing in pain.

Disaster Area is printed in silver foil on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note: To maximize longevity of the design, turn the shirt inside out before washing either on a delicate cycle or by hand. Hang to dry. DO NOT IRON.