"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right?

That's why we've pegged you as a Browncoat. An Independent. You're the one who goes and picks fights with the guys in the tiny cars at the Unification Day parades, aren't you? Yeah. We thought we recognized your type. Troublemaker.

100% cotton brown shirt with "browncoat" printed on the front with "I aim to misbehave" and the word Serenity on the back. Consider this your official warning: the Alliance will definitely be able to identify you in this one.