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What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss.

Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.