21, 23, 443, HIKE!

The Super Bowl is a great excuse to get together with friends or coworkers (not necessarily mutually exclusive) to watch the big screen, yell loudly, and eat nachos. If you're a football fan on our site, you can do the math. There's a 1 in 16 chance that your team is going to be playing in the Super Bowl. (And if you're not a football fan, it's an even smaller chance.) If you don't have the right jersey for the occasion, might we humbly suggest another option for your fan gear on gameday? Pick up this jersey for our favorite "wide receiver." Get it? HTTP? Wide receiver? The numbers even work out. You're guaranteed to get a laugh out of your fellow geeks at the party and your attire will fit right in.

The number 80 and the Sockets "team logo" in black and white on the front of a thick, polyester silver jersey with white and black sleeve stripes. The back has HTTP in the player name slot and the number 80 writ large beneath.

Note: To avoid the following scenario, we have included photos of Bacon Salt Merchant (in an XL) and T-Shirt Girl (in a Small) wearing the jersey. The grid below displays the intended wearer's measurements, not the shirt's.

Sheldon: "Is that what you're wearing to watch football over at Penny's?"
Leonard: "What's wrong with a football jersey?"
Sheldon: "Nothing. That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress."
- "The Cornhusker Vortex," The Big Bang Theory