#000000 is the New Black

Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally, black lends itself to working backstage on a set, skulking around in the shadows, or squeegeeing penguins after an oil spill.

Our version is black on black -- the shiny black hexadecimal code for black emblazoned on a significantly less shiny (aka standard) 100% cotton t-shirt in a super-secret process we agreed to keep silent about. But we'll let you in on a little secret. Ninjas are really difficult to grind up.