Ever Feel Like Packaged Goods?

Sure ya have. We all have. Why? Because it's true. We should all be acutely aware that our minds have been enslaved by greater beings and that the only meaningful purpose individuals possess is to ensure that the human race survives and evolves. And the only reason this happens is to serve the needs of other, more sentient and increasingly powerful creatures across the Universe...

At least that's what you'll have them believe as you slyly reach into your backpack, locate your Nerf Weaponry modded to handle deuterium slugs and swiftly and deftly take down the room full of tentacled planet hoppers...

Black tshirt with slate blue ink. Icons for Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit as well as the phrase itself sits neatly centered on the shirt. 100% heavyweight, pre-shrunk, cotton tees.