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Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate
So we dig Stephen Merchant as Wheatley. But then we found out we could have had Richard Ayoade in the role. GAH! What??? There was an option for Moss??? See? You were fine until we told you, weren't you? Sometimes it's best not to know. We apologize.
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Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear!
Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions:
- Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility)
- Tour Guides
- Primate Care Technicians
- Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division
In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred.
Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
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