Being a Hero is Super

So you're hanging out one day in your kingdom, maybe doing a little fishing in the village, or wandering around the trees of some forgotten, foreboding wood. You're minding your own business, just you and your faithful horse pal enjoying a blissful life.

Through a series of strange occurances, you come to the realization that you have a destiny - a special purpose to fulfill in the world. Unbeknownst to you, you've been endowed with special skills that you can choose to use for good or evil. Others have special abilities as well; one can paint the future, one can fly, one can teleport through time, while another can read minds. With your exceptional fighting skills, and magical sword and shield, you will work with the forces of good to fulfill your ultimate destiny. Save the princess. Save the world.

No pressure or anything. 100% heavyweight cotton charcoal gray t-shirt with the phrase 'Save the Princess, Save the World' on it.