A concept so simple, even a n00b could grok it. Ostensibly.

If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles in his pinky than dendrites in his frontal lobe, just tell him you are German. And that the shirt doesn't say die as in 'death'. It says die as in German for 'the'. He'll have a dizzying look on his face while the thick sludge of neurons within his cranial cavity attempts to process what you just said. At this point, just hide behind the nearest obstruction. n00bs typically haven't fully developed the stage of object permanence yet and so he will think you simply disappeared. Easy as pi...

100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the simple phrase "die, n00b." written on front in white. If you are a n00b and reading this sentence, don't take it too seriously, instead take it personally, then buy this shirt, wear it proudly, and become a living oxymoron. Or just a moron. Or both! Ouch. ThinkGeek is being mean.