"Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
- Roy, every episode of The IT Crowd

Every ThinkGeek customer has at least one of these individuals in his or her existence. This is the person who, after asking you to fix the computer, provides you with a litany of every non-applicable quirk that's happened with the computer in the last two weeks, but insists that restarting the computer could not possibly fix the problem. And then starts into the list again. You're ready to bellow at this person, "The question was, 'Have you rebooted?' not 'Do you believe that rebooting will help your situation?'" Because, honestly, if this person knew anything about computers, he or she wouldn't be in this situation to begin with, and so his or her opinion on potential solutions is entirely irrelevant.

"Just shut up and reboot already." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.