Give us Feedback!
ThinkGeek

Account | Wishlists | Fortunes | Bug Us
1-888-GEEKSTUFF or Live Chat

You're not logged in. Log in
cartLoot: Your cart is lonely

  • SHOP BY CATEGORY
  • SHOP BY INTEREST
  • WHAT'S NEW
  • OMGWTFUN!
  • GEEK POINTS
  • CUSTOMER SERVICE
  • T-Shirts & Apparel
    • Unisex Shirts
    • Women's Shirts
    • Interactive T-Shirts
    • Kids Shirts & Onesies
    • Glennz Tees
    • Hoodies & Fleece
    • Golf & Work Shirts
    • Tech Jewelry
    • Hats & Ties
    • Miscellaneous
    • View All
  • Geek Toys
  • Gadgets
  • Home & Office
  • Computer Stuff
  • Caffeine & Edibles
  • Electronics
  • Geek Kids
  • Books
    • Clearance
    • TG Exclusives
    • Gift Certificates
  • Geeky email updates
  • geeky email updates
  • Get our catalog
  • RSS feeds RSS
  • Icey iPod security
  • Customer Action Shot
See all the Stuff On Sale

Home  >  T-Shirts & Apparel  >  Unisex Shirts   >  Frustrations  >   

Bow before me, for I am root.

  • Main Description
  • Sizing Info
  • Customer Action Shots

Yes, you may bow before my license.


Send Us Your Action Shots!
Canadian Hockey players are really that big.

Canadian Hockey players are really that big.

I seriously, DO want you to bow.

I seriously, DO want you to bow.

it's all about office submission

it's all about office submission

Infinite root loop

Infinite root loop

happy swag

happy swag

Root Monster Goddess

Root Monster Goddess

Rick didn't realize ROOT has no power at Microsoft

Rick didn't realize ROOT has no power at Microsoft

gulliver visits the isle of tech

gulliver visits the isle of tech

orginal

orginal "Bow before me"

Master Root

Master Root

Your fellow smart masses also bought:
  • SYN/ACK

    SYN/ACK

  • RTFM

    RTFM

  • 8-Bit Imagination

    8-Bit Imagination

  • Do or Do Not

    Do or Do Not

  • I don't work here.

    I don't work here.

Timmy and the ThinkGeek Staff thinks you'll like:
  • got root? bumper sticker

    got root? bumper sticker

  • Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

    Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

  • There's no place like 127.0.0.1

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1

  • SQL query

    SQL query

  • Gift Certificates

    Gift Certificates

  • PRODUCTS
  • T-Shirts & Apparel
  • Geek Toys
  • Gadgets
  • Home & Office
  • Computer Stuff
  • Caffeine & Candy
  • Electronics
  • Geek Kids
  • Books
  • Clearance
  • TG Exclusives
  • Gift Certificates
  • GIFTS & INTERESTS
  • Gifts Under $10
  • Gifts Under $20
  • Gifts Under $50
  • Dads & Moms
  • Zombies
  • Gifts for Him
  • Gifts for Her
  • Techies
  • Retro
  • Gamers
  • See All
  • ABOUT THINKGEEK
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Jobs @ TG
  • Our Blog
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
  • Webcams
  • Volume Purchases
  • Affiliates
  • Press Inquiries
  • Privacy Policy
  • Sitemap
  • ABOUT YOU
  • Account
  • Order Management
  • Your Geek Points
  • Forgot Password
  • Wish Lists
  • Return Requests
  • Address Book
  • Submit Action Shot
  • Submit T-Shirt Idea
  • CUSTOMER SERVICE
  • Contact Us
  • Returns & Exchanges
  • Shipping
  • Accounts
  • Ordering
  • Product Information
  • Size Charts
  • Gift Options
  • Geek Points
  • Newsletter & Catalog
  • Privacy & Security
  • We Has a Fun
  • Take our 46.4 second survey or check our Fortunes File
  • ThinkGeek Tweets:
    Thanks, NYC! Timmy had fun. A short visit but he'll be back real soon. Curious? Details to come! http://twitvid.com/EDA6A
  • Random Customer Action Shot:
    Baby genius in the making.

© Copyright 1999-2009 - ThinkGeek, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
ThinkGeek is a Geeknet Company - About Geeknet

ControlScan BizRate Customer Certified (GOLD) Site