It Is Good To Be The King...

Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble...

Actually, this shirt makes us laugh (laugh as in funny ha ha), because it reminds us of the time when Jen accidently changed the root username on one of our ISP's production servers to just 'oot'. I'm afraid she'll never be able to live that one down. I guess we should have made a 'special edition' of this t-shirt with 'slap me senseless, for i am oot' instead just for Jen. Hehe.

OK, enough JenTorture - you get the idea. Now get the shirt.