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No, I will not fix your computer

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hostile repair technician

hostile repair technician

He does fix hers, however.

He does fix hers, however.

No, not even if you say the magic word.

No, not even if you say the magic word.

At least he's being nice about it.... for now.

At least he's being nice about it.... for now.

Ouch, dissed by a cartoon

Ouch, dissed by a cartoon

How Dare You Disrupt Timmy's Boss. He Said NO!

How Dare You Disrupt Timmy's Boss. He Said NO!

You'll find no tech support here.

You'll find no tech support here.

Pushover!

Pushover!

no means NO!

no means NO!

I'll fix your computer GOOD

I'll fix your computer GOOD

Don't beg

Don't beg

No one will

No one will

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geek in headlights

20 GOTO 10

20 GOTO 10

...unless you give me a cookie

...unless you give me a cookie

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stone cold sober

big ass monitor

big ass monitor

...and I'm damn happy about it

...and I'm damn happy about it

Mr. Clean Triplets

Mr. Clean Triplets

...but I will eat ribbon cable

...but I will eat ribbon cable

we are mean

we are mean

...but I will surf in Costa Rica

...but I will surf in Costa Rica

drum solo

drum solo

...you better fix it yourself!

...you better fix it yourself!

Mr. Whiskers thinks your pants are too damn big!

Mr. Whiskers thinks your pants are too damn big!

Unless you are really, really, nice to me...

Unless you are really, really, nice to me...

...but I will smash it to bits

...but I will smash it to bits

...but I can make you a killer margarita

...but I can make you a killer margarita

...but I will play a little diddy

...but I will play a little diddy

...but I will drink too much and wear a ziplock bag on my head.

...but I will drink too much and wear a ziplock bag on my head.

Famous Canadian-French geeks

Famous Canadian-French geeks

I got those 'won't fix your computer' blues...

I got those 'won't fix your computer' blues...

But I could if I wanted to...

But I could if I wanted to...

HK Geeks

HK Geeks

hmmm... I'll consider fixing yours

hmmm... I'll consider fixing yours

bucket of corona. Only 4 euros

bucket of corona. Only 4 euros

part elf?

part elf?

ok, so don't fix it then

ok, so don't fix it then

a TG shirt? I didn't notice.

a TG shirt? I didn't notice.

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hint of a smile

hey, up here.

hey, up here.

not yours, not that one, not...

not yours, not that one, not...

geek success story

geek success story

geek approval

geek approval

no, i will not  x2

no, i will not x2

wardrobe+

wardrobe+

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sun. hurts. eyes

Hrrm.  Not sure.

Hrrm. Not sure.

shredded

shredded

mad

mad

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