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Much as we hate to admit it, each of us was a n00b at one point in time. Although we like to think we were hatched from the helm of Master Chief fully formed....

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Totally pwn3d!

When you're really close to certain people, sometimes it's hard to come up with an objective observation of them. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have put together this handy little checklist of ways you can tell if your baby might be a n00b:

  • Camping out near the spawn point.
  • Screaming unintelligibly.
  • Crying when he/she doesn't get his/her way.
  • Incoherent button mashing.

This 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper features the word "n00b" in white on black fabric. Reinforced three-snap closure and lap-sleeves.

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