A Shirt for Your Household's Own Personal End Boss

Ask a group of kids what they want to be when they grow up, and you'll get a variety of answers. Astronaut, firefighter, superhero. All jobs that come with really cool outfits. But you know who all those folks wish they were? The end boss. You get to the very end of your quest, your heroic mission, be it to rescue the princess or buy groceries, and there's one last character standing in your way. The end boss. The end boss pwns everybody else. Your only hope is the dreaded weak point. Do you know your little end boss's weak point? Hey! No aiming for the anterior fontanel. No. We bet your little end boss's weak point is... Cheerios. Hit em in the Cheerios, and they ain't got a chance.

This black, 100% cotton t-shirt features a text bubble in white which declares, "When I grow up I want to be the end boss."