Tell Them How You Really Feel

There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Especially when they're older and theoretically more world-wise and should know how to do it on their own! It's like they think that because you're closer to the cables and your hands fit into small nooks you somehow automatically become their personal computer assistant. Because, clearly, you have Nothing Better To Do.

Well, no more. This shirt should fend off your parents, your friends' parents, your parents' friends, and basically any combination thereof. It says that you are capable of fixing their computers. It's just that you won't. The same way they can drive you to the movies every time you want to go, but won't. A little turnabout is fair-play, we think.

100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares "No, I will not fix your computer."