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I love you this much (and will still stick out my tongue at you)

Future princess of tech support

Future princess of tech support

Future Al Bundy?

Future Al Bundy?

Ah, so that's what netbooks are for! Mini-me!

Ah, so that's what netbooks are for! Mini-me!

8 months is OLD on the Internet, Dad!

8 months is OLD on the Internet, Dad!

One day he'll be teaching YOU about computers

One day he'll be teaching YOU about computers

Hands are tasty

Hands are tasty

Newbie geek and 1/2 of newbie geek's DNA

Newbie geek and 1/2 of newbie geek's DNA

IT supervisors get younger and younger

IT supervisors get younger and younger

This n00b is ready for anything!

This n00b is ready for anything!

I'm over this kids stuff, where's my laptop?

I'm over this kids stuff, where's my laptop?

Not wasting any time learning the ropes, huh?

Not wasting any time learning the ropes, huh?

Just getting started.

Just getting started.

The little ones love those eveil cookies.

The little ones love those eveil cookies.

Born to be Geeky.

Born to be Geeky.

Monkey befriends Newbie.

Monkey befriends Newbie.

Nate's mom is proud.

Nate's mom is proud.

This family starts em off small.

This family starts em off small.

Original Newbie!

Original Newbie!

Look, its the Gerber baby

Look, its the Gerber baby

Does someone have a dribble rag?

Does someone have a dribble rag?

please tell me that baby is wearing a wig.

please tell me that baby is wearing a wig.

whoops, I erased your HD

whoops, I erased your HD

surfin' the net for chicks

surfin' the net for chicks

when are we getting broadband?

when are we getting broadband?

Dad, can I have my Linux book back now?

Dad, can I have my Linux book back now?

Our new CEO is a bit inexperienced...

Our new CEO is a bit inexperienced...

My Mom is a geek too

My Mom is a geek too

who's this geek holding me?

who's this geek holding me?

What's with the trackpad?? someone get me a mouse!

What's with the trackpad?? someone get me a mouse!

cute geek spawn

cute geek spawn

9 hour old newbie

9 hour old newbie

Hey! Babies are supposed to be chubby.

Hey! Babies are supposed to be chubby.

This tupperware is delicious!

This tupperware is delicious!

I need bawls... now!

I need bawls... now!

gack! divide by zero error!

gack! divide by zero error!

one day I'll have root!

one day I'll have root!

contemplative newbie

contemplative newbie

where's my computer?

where's my computer?

Who you calling a newbie?

Who you calling a newbie?

Too tired to reach the controller...

Too tired to reach the controller...

next time I'm dressing myself!

next time I'm dressing myself!

I'm being sued by SCO?! Tux HELP!

I'm being sued by SCO?! Tux HELP!

Hey! This keyboard doesn't light up like the EluminX.

Hey! This keyboard doesn't light up like the EluminX.

someone please change my diaper

someone please change my diaper

Newbie in Curls

Newbie in Curls

M$? Eww, get away!

M$? Eww, get away!

Not so happy Newbie

Not so happy Newbie

but i dun wanna code!

but i dun wanna code!

I wanna monitor THIS big

I wanna monitor THIS big

flying newbies!

flying newbies!