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Here Be Dragon

  • Sits quietly on your right ear, giving lizardly advice.
  • Requires only one standard ear piercing.
  • Fashioned from English pewter.
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$34.99

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Here Be Dragon

We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though. And, as you can tell from MeccaBecca in the photo above, he looks especially great with cartilage piercings, as if he's guarding his hoard. (Note that because of how he curls behind your ear, you might have to modify the backs on your cartilage studs for him to fit, but it's totally worth it to have your ear look like he's curled around a glittering treasure.)

This dragon, made from English pewter, is a little over 3" tall, a little over 1 1/2" wide, and around 3/4 deep. It weighs just under 3/4s of an ounce. It is made for the right ear. It will not work in your left ear. If you buy it for your left ear, you will be sad.

Note: This is one-size-fits-all. Some of our more clever customers with small ears have figured out that you can gently bend the metal to get it to fit your ear. However, use caution if you attempt it. If this hack doesn't work, you can't send us the mangled remnants of your dragon. Angry, misshapen dragons are the last thing we need at the warehouse.

For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragon is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel.. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum.

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