Epic Flail FTW!

We think all jewelry should come with spiky goodness. Guy in the next seat on the plane too close for comfort? *swish* *thwack* Someone you just met moving in for the hug? *swish* *thwack* Vampire attack? *swish* *thwack* It's good to be prepared. Word of warning: you do not want to fall asleep with these babies on.

French hooks with a 2 3/4" drop. In silver-toned base metal. If you're allergic (like we are) to certain metals, we recommend coating the bit that touches your ear with clear nail polish (and let it dry) before wearing.