Hoodies Prevent Brain Freeze

Zombies are tricksy, preciousssss, so it's important to keep a trick or two up your own sleeve, or, in this case, inside your hood. This hoodie has brains printed in the hoodie part, which hopefully will confuse an attacking zombie into noming on your clothing while you wriggle out of it and escape. Or better yet, give you time to find the closest boomstick and solve the problem without ever leaving the comfort of your hoodie.

This is a light-weight full-zip hoodie, perfect for those spring and fall days that start out and end up chilly. It features a grey all-over print of headlines ripped from the future zombie apocalypse. The front has a black and white striped kangaroo pocket for your cell phone and Swiss Army Knife, ZE, and the back has a huge fabric patch of a sneering, electrified zombie with a splatter effect in black. The splatter's a nice touch, cause then when you blow away the zombie chewing on the pink, brainy lining of your hood, it'll blend in. 60% cotton. 40% polyester. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low.