Escape clause

Each morning you wake up; your body moans in disapproval. As your breakfast coffee perks, you dress for the day. The last thing you put on is the yoke around your neck: your tie. It is the harness that chains you to the daily grind. It is the leash of the last generation dooming you to an existence of misery and woe. At work, as your tie dips into your workday coffee, you think of your friends at ThinkGeek. We don't wear ties (unless we are playing pirates). We're very sorry you have to wear a tie, so we've made sure to find you the most subversive tie we can: the Reversible Noose Tie.

Disguised as a regular tie, the Reversible Noose Tie has a secret on the back: a beautiful depiction of a noose. What can you do with this? Well, picture this: the boss is in a conference with your rival. The boss' back is to you, but your rival can see you through the doorway window. You pull your tie up and make faces at your rival, mocking your boss (literally) behind his back. Your rival begins making funny faces. Your boss gets mad, fires him on the spot, promotes you (tie now back in conservative position), and you live happily ever after. Hey, it could happen. And if it does, you better thank the Reversible Noose Tie.

Please Note: For wearing only - no hanging. We'd miss you.

Reversible Noose Tie

• A great tie - looks professional on one side and deadly on the other (the noose).
• 100% sensual polyester
• Dimensions: approx. 57.5" long (from tip to tip)