The Hat Q Made For Maxwell Smart...

Caps are no longer the sole domain of sun worshippers or sports fans. Forget that drudgery, and embrace the Personal Area Network TEC Hat. It's everything you wanted in a "Baseball Cap", and then a bag of chips, and then a coveted top secret storage device, and then a mystery spy novel with benefits. Here it is, the hat the KGB wished they could have built if only they understood that secrets are best kept closest to the brain (the keeper of mana). Not in an umbrella with a poison tip. Duh.

The TEC hat allows you to still carry your credit cards and assorted bling while you choose to romp around in your birthday suit. That's right. A hat that can store everything in your wallet so that you don't have to wear pants. And here at ThinkGeek, we just hate pants.

This baseball cap features a velcro closure. It still has two pockets, hidden earloops, and CoolMax® mesh interior. The hat also maintains the vintage look of the fabric. Each cap will age and become unique - a true collector's item.

Charcoal-color washed-cotton with a Coolmax mesh interior. (Stone no longer available.) Drop the pants. Get this hat. That's our philosophy and we are sticking to it.

Features

• Side zip pocket on the exterior of the cap.
• Hidden under-brim pocket for change, keys, etc.
• Patent-pending hidden side loops, to keep earbuds in place while active
• CoolMax® mesh lining helps keep your head cool and dry.
• Eyelets for ventilation.
• Fits snuggly to your head with no unsightly bulges
• Perfect for bad hair days