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Aperture Laboratories logo embroidered in black on the right side of a silver, soft jersey polo. Neck has four buttons and a structured collar that holds its shape through repeated washing.

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Chest 35 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in.
Waist 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in.

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