The Latest And Greatest In Beer Technology
Toss by the wayside the notion that glowing stuff should never be ingested. This is the 21st century, get yourself together and get some ThinkGeek Caffeinated Glow In The Dark Beer! You'll be far better off in life.
Why? Because our in staff beer chemists took the finest India Pale Ale (brewed with the choicest hops from Belgium farms), carefully added 220 milligrams of caffeine per sixteen ounce bottle, and, through a patent pending process known as 'Glow Stuff Insertion', they then inserted glow stuff. The result is a stimulating depressant which looks like runoff from Three Mile Island but tastes just like beer with caffeine and glow stuff in it! A truly amazing science-like product! Down a whole sixpack and your entire abdomen will glow for hours!!! Studying for an exam, but bored with *regular* caffeine? Just down a few of these energizing beers and watch the hours roll away into a thick caffeinated fog - exam time will never be the same again! We simply promise it so!!
But Wait! There's More - Order Within The Next 20 Minutes And Receive A Second Case Of Caffeinated Glow Beer Absolutely Free. And If You Include Your Shipping Address When You Order, We Will Include A Stomach Pump At No Cost To You Whatsoever!!! So What Are You Waiting For?? Get Taken Advantage Of Right Now!!!
Case of 24 glow-in-the-dark, experimental, caffeinated 16 ounce beer-like beverages. Caffeine per seving, 220 milligrams. Alcohol per serving, 12.4%. Must be 21 or older to purchase (hold your ID up in front of your monitor when placing your order to verify age)