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Classics FTW!
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PC Ez-Bake Oven
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Squeez® Bacon
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Wireless Extension Cords
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Super Pii Pii Brothers
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Betamax to HD-DVD Converter
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USB Desktop Tanning Center
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SnuzNLuz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock
$39.99 -
Desktop Zero-Point Infinite Power Generator
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Buzzaire - Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler
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SkyTag - Green Laser Aircraft Tracker
$149.99 -
The Shrinter
$189.99 -
The ThinkGeek WiiHelm
$24.99
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ThinkGeek's Pseudomenon Phenomenon Shirt
GET THIS SHIRT FREE NOW! How much would you pay for a funny shirt you can use to confuse your friends and family? $15.99? $16.99? But wait... there's more! No, actually, there isn't. Except for the fact that it's FREE with $15 purchase.
My First Bacon
We don't want to advocate brainwashing your children, but we do want to ensure that the next generation of nerds appreciates bacon products as much as we do. Make My First Bacon your geekling's best friend.
Tell Me Your Secrets Bear
Sweet, cuddy, and a spy for Mom and Dad, this bear will quickly become your child's best friend. What your wee geek doesn't know is that the bear records audio and video of their secrets.
Screaming Chef's Knife
We realize you could buy your kitchen products anywhere, so this screaming chef's knife is the extra-special reason to buy from ThinkGeek. Celebrate the death of meat with sound effects and make cooking fun!
Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock
Our very own Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock comes with two alarm settings: one-minute warning and electromagnetic cataclysm mode and has a 23-year warranty - that is, if you have it that long before your house implodes.
moodINQ - Programmable Tattoo System
Once the moodInq canvas is implanted, you can change your tattoo in less than five minutes. Choose from professional artwork or upload your own files, run the moodInq Wand over your canvas, and voila! New tattoo!
Tribbles 'n' Bits Breakfast Cereal
This crispy/furry breakfast cereal will fire up your engines to warp nine. Full of whole grains (wheat, rice, rye, quadrotriticale), it's the delicious and nutritious way to start your day. One box is all you'll ever need!
Monolith Action Figure
A black Monolith. Does it cause your action figures to evolve? Or does it just sit on your desk and look ominous? Or does it do both? Or does it do something beyond all our imaginings (think Space Fetus)? Find out.
Canned Unicorn Meat
Impress your dinner guests with this rare and scrumptious protein source. Imported from the farm of the Sisters of Radiant Luminescence in County Meath, Ireland, canned unicorn has crispy horn bits in every bite!
ThinkGeek's Pseudomenon Phenomenon Shirt
For 2400 years we've been trying to figure out this contradiction in one form or another (we as in humans, not we as in ThinkGeek). It's known as the "Liar Paradox," but the Greeks called it "pseudomenon," a new word you can teach your friends when they check out your shirt.
thinkgeek: Wow. Now that's an octopus ring: http://t.co/iKcvXFp1 Just a little something for you last-minute <3 Day shoppers.
thinkgeek: Hey, @Pinterest users, can you tell us if we're doin it wrong? We just started: http://t.co/DDFPdW91 How's our board division there?
thinkgeek: Now George Lucas says Han *never* shot first? http://t.co/a0spcXcv Unicorn chaser: Rabbit Olympics! http://t.co/EZHkvP2o
Click, read, be entertained
The internet is vast and limitless. Sort of. It probably only felt limitless to us this week because we found a lot of cool stuff to link for you.Warning: these links may lead you to edible, cute, inspiring or possibly slightly horrifying things. It's a gamble, but you'll win something no matter how it ends up, so get to clicking!
