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Fundue™ - USB Desktop Fondue Set
Here at the ThinkGeek offices we are surrounded by those traditional suburbia food traps. The typical crappy deli and the occasional edible pizza. So, we decided we would take desktop food culture into our own hands and created the Fundue™, a USB powered desktop culinary experience that will transform your lunches to a new realm. Get instantly sophisticated now!      [ more... ]

SkyTag™ - Green Laser Aircraft Tracker
We've always been enamored of the green laser pointer here at ThinkGeek. The way it looks, the way it points, that mesmerizing green beam it projects. But we became tired of pointing such an advanced piece of physics on the white board, or using it to mess with cats and dogs. That's why we created SkyTag™, the world's first GPS green laser pointer mounted in a motorized base that allows you to track and tag aircraft at your own convenience!      [ more... ]

SnoozAlert™
For generations folks have been taking medicines to fall asleep and stimulants to wake up. The problem with this routine is not the damage done to the body and mind, but rather the idiocy of not realizing it can all be accomplished with a single pill. Enter SnoozAlert™. The World's first 'Sleep And Wake Aid™' in a single pill.      [ more... ]

MegaMags™
MegaMags™ are the most extreme magnetic home and outdoor construction kit money can buy. Specially built for those who aren't satisfied with building magnetic structures at their desk, MegaMags™ are lifesize magnetic rod and ball kits and can help you to build some of the most massive magnetic erections in the comfort of your own back yard or parking lot!      [ more... ]
iCopulate™
ThinkGeek understands that both you and your iPod® need love and attachment every so often. That's why we created the iCopulate™. This sleek and sexy device allows you to mate two consenting second generation or later iPods® together for an experience nobody will forget. Transfer music and files between iPods® in real time without a computer! Have a pal with great iPod® songs you've been wanting to own? Why wait? iCopulate™ now. It's simply great pod on pod action that's reasonably priced and fun to watch.      [ more... ]

Magic Supersecret Anagram Shirt
If you were one of the lucky ones, you would have been able to get this shirt free for April Fools, but now that it is over, so is the joy of the free shirt. Like all good things, our 2005 Magic Supersecret Anagram Shirt has come to the end of its "free"dom. If you haven't yet figured out the secret message, you should at least take a crack at it, and know you are worthy in the eyes of the geeks for your secret code Merit Badge.      [ more... ]

Executive PONG Set
In honor of the video game that started a thirty-five year gaming revolution, ThinkGeek has created the ultimate desktop PONG console. This small footprint, Hi-styled unit features a DLP Multi-LED projector, an OLED touchscreen dislay, and a pair of bluetooth wireless paddles that will allow you to play the original game of PONG anywhere you can find a flat surface. In style. One or two players baby. It's the most blinged out PONG console humankind will ever create. And it pays ultimate homage to what was the most important paradigm shift in computing the world will ever realize. Just imagine the wizardry of PONG with the benefit of modern technology and you'll know why we created this masterpiece. Ping. Bling. Pong.      [ more... ]
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